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The Wizard of Cringe

by Double Libra

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1.
Song of Songs 02:00
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2.
Ode To IKEA 02:53
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3.
Twice 01:24
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4.
I Hate Music 01:13
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5.
Blue Pill Blues 02:11
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6.
Treachery 01:16
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7.
Im Awesome 00:59
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8.
Season Pass 02:48
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9.
What The Hell 01:22
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about

"Oh I’m not going to fix you, or any of you people. I tried a million times to fix you, but it was so wrong for me to want to save you because I only wanted to eat you to make me stronger, I only wanted to devour all of you, I was a cancer — Oh but I do this for you. Don’t you see I do this for you? I have done this all for you. I pretend that I do not but I do. I eat you to save you, I drink you to make you new. I gorge myself on all you, & I stand, dripping, with fists, with shoulders— I will look stupid, I will crawl, drenched in blood & shit, I will— There is nowhere I stop & you begin. I am exhausted. I stand before you millions, 47 million, 54, 32, whatever, you know what I mean you people… Don’t you know that I am connected to you? Don’t you know that I’m trying to pump blood to you, that this is for you, that I hate you people, so many of you motherfuckers— When you sleep I want you never to wake up, so many of you I want you to just fucking sleep it away because I only want you to run with me on this sand, if you’re going to fucking sleep all day fuck you motherfuckers oh when you’re all sleeping so many sleeping I am somewhere on some fucking rickety scaffolding & I’m trying to get your stupid fucking attention I’ve been trying to show you this, just been trying to show you this— What the fuck does it take to show you motherfuckers, what does it fucking take what do you want how much do you want because I am willing & I’ll stand before you & I’ll raise my arms & give you my chest & my throat & waist, & I’ve been so old for so long, for you, for you, I want it fast & right through me— Oh do it, do it you motherfuckers, do it do it you fuckers finally, finally, finally"

- Dave Eggers, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius

credits

released November 12, 2023

All songs by written & performed by Evan Greenwald except: “Ode To IKEA” and "Season Pass" written with Kristen Sheets, "Treachery," which features a clip from the movie Amadeus, & “What The Hell,” which features a quote from the Super Mario Bros Theme Song.

I have been sitting on this album for over a year because I've been too broke to get it mixed. I can't wait any longer. Life is too short for perfection. Here you go. Geoff, don't worry, I'm still going to finish this thing with you.

I'll let everybody know when I re-upload the final mixed versions. Thank you for listening.

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